Safety
First: the Rise of Women!
Writer/Producer/Director: Mac Kelly.
The most depraved safety film ever made in the history of the motion
picture industry.Boobs, bums, buffoons and high-rise safety converge in this
lecherous romp where women run the office and men run scared. Remember, when an
emergency strikes, stay calm! Or else you'll end up like that stupid man!
"If this film saves just one life or prevents just one twisted ankle, I'll
have done my job." -- Mac Kelly
Comedy, USA, 50 min |